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Overall, I absolute love and would recommend this toy. It is reasonably priced on a website that has lots of great deals and extra products. The glass is sturdy and is even a unique and collectable piece.

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

The Palm Power Massager was my first ever experience with a corded vibrator. Right off the bat, it felt very retro. It reminded me of an early episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was looking for a replacement “neck massager.” The Palm Power Massager screams 90s. Getting to the point: my verdict on this toy is “meh.” The packaging and toy are entirely made of plastic, which just feels cheap and wasteful. The toy itself packs some serious power, and not having to charge it is nice. It seems to have no limit on how powerful the vibrations can be, and with the ABS plastic coating, they’re rumbly. But it’s hard to shake the feeling that this is an early, low-tech, poor-quality model of a wand. And I can’t help but wonder, why not just buy a better, rechargeable wand?

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

I would say I loved it. Despite wishing the vibration went a little bit harder, the realistic feel, the smooth thrusting, ease of use, and overall performance make this toy a winner. I like the size, the feel, and the fact that it’s not too loud. The remote control feature is fantastic. It’s a perfect option for anyone, whether you're new to this kind of toy or you’re a seasoned user looking for something new and fun. If you can overlook the mild suction cup and wish for slightly higher vibration intensity, you will find this Luvmazer unit to be a very worthwhile purchase.

I love this toy so much for such a cheap dildo. It's cost effect, aesthetically pleasing, fun to use and definitely is worth a try. I bought it just for the visual aspects of my play and was worried it wasn't going to live up to my expectations. But it was more than what I was after, and is a perfect starter toy to satiate your curiosity time and time again.

In summary, the Creature Cocks Vulcan Silicone Dildo is a toy that truly stands out. Its unique design, impressive dimensions, and high-quality materials make it a must-have for anyone seeking strong, intense sensations. While it may require some preparation and lubricant, the rewards are more than worth it. Whether for solo play or with a partner, it offers intense, memorable experiences. If you are looking for a dildo that combines originality, power, and reliability, the Vulcan is one of the best choices available. It’s a toy that delivers on all fronts and is sure to satisfy anyone ready for a bold and adventurous experience.

The larger you go, the more intense this dildo becomes! I appreciate Lycan’s design a lot. The knots and tapered head provide most of the textural stimulation this dildo provides, which is great since double knotting is a lot to handle. The other texture on the dildo is primarily vertical lines up the shaft, which you can feel but are less stimulating than horizontal textures, in my opinion. We have enjoyed using the Ejaculating Lycan Dildo with Cum Tube. The design is stimulating, the pour is aesthetically pleasing, and this dildo feels pleasurable. With that said, I would not recommend Lycan for beginners to fantasy dildos. The double knot is a lot to handle, especially on the medium size. I think this custom fantasy dildo is better suited to users with a bit more experience, so that they’re able to enjoy the dildo to the fullest. Which is what you’ll feel when you’ve got two knots inside of you!

Overall, I do not think this toy is worth it as advertised. I think that it functions best as a standard dildo and the cons that go with the light function supersede the main point of purchase. I DO NOT recommend this toy for those who struggle with epilepsy from flashing lights or photo sensitives.

This toy hits a sweet spot with its cute design, satisfying performance, and affordable price. It may not feature high end premium silicone or extravagant packaging, but it still delivers a genuinely exciting, body-safe, and fun experience. If you're looking for your first knot dildo at a budget-friendly price, it's a solid place to start.

Both my wife and I have really enjoyed using the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations, her anally, me vaginally. It’s a well designed dildo, and I think the gentle scales and ridges are perfect for someone who likes some texture, but not too much. The bulbous head really does it for me, while my wife loves both the head and the medial ring. Even without a UV light, the marble Electric Blue and Neon Green look gorgeous together. I’d recommend the Sea Horse dildo to anyone who likes equine themed fantasy dildos and wants something with a bit more of a rounded head rather than just a flared head or flat head. The texture may not suffice for those who seek a lot of texture with their toys, while it may be more texture than some are expecting when ordering. Remember that when ordering a custom sex toy like Sea Horse to pay close attention to sizing! I find it helpful to have a dildo I use regularly on my desk with the measurements of that toy pulled up in one tab and the sizing for a toy I’m interested in pulled up in a separate window so that I can compare side by side. I said it earlier, but it’s worth bringing up again: I recommend checking out Uncover Creation’s firmness guide so you can have a good idea of what kind of squishy you can expect from the toy you’re ordering!

A few months ago, I'd never heard of Crassie but after they reached out to see about working together, I'm happy to report that I'm now a big fan of their dual density! It's so soft & squishy, and I love how bendable it is even with the firm core. The suction cup base makes it both harness compatible and anal safe, and who doesn't love a good suction cup on their dildos?! My wife & I have started calling the Velvet Touch dildo "The Finger", and like a real finger, you can use this dildo with a "come hither" motion that really blows my mind. Lesbian or not, Crassie's Velvet Touch is a fantastic dildo for anyone with a vulva, especially if they want non-phallic designs, dual density, or don't like textured dildos. I'd recommend it!

Ok. This feels very good to play with and for me the best part is the life like moving skin. Apart from that, it's a very basic real feel dildo. The whole thing about being uncut is rubbish. It's just moulded to look like it, I was hoping that the foreskin would move. It will be easy to clean. And the suction cup will be very useful. But again apart from the skin, it's very basic. It's a good hardness, average length and girth too. But whilst it felt good after using it, in hindsight, it's not an impressive dildo. I would say 3 out of 5 plus it's cab fare home.